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Today yeah mate. I'm looking on going out with a few mates but I'm proper ill so I might as well wait until next week when a few other mates will be 18 as well and I should be better.

Done a thread for you mate! (y)

Yeah that will be better. Nothing worse than having mates who you can't go out with. Places are so strict with ID now.

I went into the Sainsburys near me with a month old beard, covered head to toe in dirt and mortar after a days work, and I still got ID'd. Unbelievable.
 
Done a thread for you mate! (y)

Yeah that will be better. Nothing worse than having mates who you can't go out with. Places are so strict with ID now.

I went into the Sainsburys near me with a month old beard, covered head to toe in dirt and mortar after a days work, and I still got ID'd. Unbelievable.

Is right mate, haha cheers!

I think I'll just wait, I doubt I'll enjoy being out feeling like this to be fair, pretty gutted like.

Some people are just bad jobsworths and think they have to I.D everyone. Don't see how you could get I.D'd at all!
 
Is right mate, haha cheers!

I think I'll just wait, I doubt I'll enjoy being out feeling like this to be fair, pretty gutted like.

Some people are just bad jobsworths and think they have to I.D everyone. Don't see how you could get I.D'd at all!

Just enjoy it mate!

And to be perfectly honest I've enjoyed my early 20's more than I enjoyed my late teens.

They might have thought you were in Al Qaeda.

Ha, it was bordering on that actually.


Just got to the gym for the first time in about 2 months. Didn't realise how skinny my arms were until I looked in the gym mirror FFS.
 

Mary had a little lamb,
It peed against a pylon,
Five thousand volts shot up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.

She also had another lamb,
This one was always grunting,
She tied him to a 5 bar gate,
And kicked the little Cnut in.






And then she had anther lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
So now t goes to shool with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
 

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