The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[noharmdone]

Any tattoos ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Jock

Don't tell mrs Ijjy

But

Will you marry me?

 

[bluejock]

Tactical puking Jock.
Yes or no ?

I'm never sick when I'm drunk

I'm a boss drinker though, been at it far too long

Jock,

You're in B&Q, you have £200 and you have to buy 5 items.

What do you buy?

Drill £100
Sledgehammer £30
Knife £20
Big [Poor language removed] off torch £20
Gazebo £30

 

[noharmdone]

I'm so glad your not a tactical puker xx

 

[bluejock]

Any tattoos ?

3 Chinese symbols on the inside of my left wrist. No idea what they mean, could well be chicken in black bean sauce

Jock

Don't tell mrs Ijjy

But

Will you marry me?

In a heartbeat. We're kindred spirits you and I

 

[noharmdone]

The wife has a gash Chinese Tatt.
Well says " I'm a **** " or something....

 

[Cena]

Jock.

Have you ever microwaved your bills on cold days and then put them on to keep ur nads warm?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Tickets refunded for the game in that Mickey Mouse cup

 

[bluejock]

Jock.

Have you ever microwaved your bills on cold days and then put them on to keep ur nads warm?

No mate. I've tumble dried a t shirt once though for 10 minutes before I went out because it was a bit cold.

 

[Alio]

Jock, if I can think of something to ask, can I ask you a question?

 

[noharmdone]

Funniest thing you have been arrested for ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Novak my old chum,

Remember Knightmare?

And Finders Keepers?

And Round The Twist?

 

[BlueLlama]

Jock, what is your favourite Disney film? I like the Jungle Book

 

[DanEFC92]

Jock, what's the most drunk you've been and what did you do?

 

[DanEFC92]

And who should be the next batman?