The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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My bird was shocked when I slept naked the other night. She told me to put some bills on despite my penis being actually inside her body ten minutes before hand. Women.
 
This used to be 'nightime' tv,,,, and was followed by Get Stuffed.. the stupid student cooking show that lasted 5 mins and made **** like lentils on toast ffs
 
Jimmy Corkhill though lads.

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Azzurri said:
My bird was shocked when I slept naked the other night. She told me to put some bills on despite my penis being actually inside her body ten minutes before hand. Women.
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How is that going lad? And can we see some pics?? Of her not yer winkywoo
 
Elong said:
You Facebooked it for the stamp of authenticity?
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Nah she doesn't go on Facebook. It says I'm in a relationship like but I dunno whether that's valid.

It's going sound actually Cena. She's quite quiet whereas I'm really confident. My mates like her, her mates like me - seems to work well. Also, sex.

Oh and no pics sadly. My mate got pics of her mate's foof and she was like 'you're never doing that to me, I won't let you'. Mer.
 
Azzurri said:
Nah she doesn't go on Facebook. It says I'm in a relationship like but I dunno whether that's valid.

It's going sound actually Cena. She's quite quiet whereas I'm really confident. My mates like her, her mates like me - seems to work well. Also, sex.

Oh and no pics sadly. My mate got pics of her mate's foof and she was like 'you're never doing that to me, I won't let you'. Mer.
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Sounds like yer got nothing to worry about mate, nice 1
 
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