The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Deleted member 28206]

Changing my Avatar to Leighton.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

somebody has been papped asleep on the choo-choo and stuck on twitter.

 

[bluemangroup]

I can't, cos I'm not married as far as I know mate?

Civil partner then.

 

[Bungle]

Civil partner then.

She might be civil but I make every effort not to be

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

Goddessship is the only word in the English language with a triple letter.

5,865,696,000,000 is the amount of miles in a light year.

A person would die if all of the toxic ingredients of one cigarette were directly injected into the bloodstream.

 

[Dell Boy]

Today's Bungles Bungled

I took £30 out the cash machine today at the petrol station and went in to get a couple of bits, I paid and thought I'd been short changed so stood there arguing with the arrogant prick behind the til for quite a while because he'd given me change for 5 when I gave him a 10, I refused to check my wallet because I was so adamant I was right. His arrogance and attitude wound me up more and more until I said well lets fcking look in my wallet then shall we [Poor language removed]. Turns out the cash machine had give me 2 10's and 2 5's, what fcking cash machine gives 5's nowadays? I made my excuses and left with a long queue having formed and listened to me sound like an utter cnut.

You're an absolute t*** sometimes aren't you?!


God bless you!

 

[Dell Boy]

You'd be a terrible ambassador for the south .

Or just mankind generally?!

 

[Bungle]

You're an absolute t*** sometimes aren't you?!


God bless you!

I take offence to the 'sometimes' bit of that if I'm honest.

 

[Groucho]

Ace bungling there mate.

Ace.

 

[noharmdone]

This new lottery quiz is a cracking idea on BBC1.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I played cricket today at the beach with my gf, her dad and her brother. It was fun.

That's pretty much it.

 

[Millea]

I've been drinking and I feel so scatty, it's ****ed up boys. I don't even know.

 

[Dell Boy]

I've been drinking and I feel so scatty, it's ****ed up boys. I don't even know.

You are a good man. Follow the light. Back the ketchup on bacon butties campaign

 

[Millea]

Me head is pastied. Don't even know why ffs. Nothing seems right.

 

[noharmdone]

Me head is pastied. Don't even know why ffs. Nothing seems right.

welcolme to my world mate xx