The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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It worries me sometimes how mad she can be. Like if I did get we round or something I don't know what she'd be like because the past two times we saw eachother we were smashed so...

I'll see where it goes like but she is more off her barnet than what is called 'weird'.
 

Groucho's Fact Hunt;

The white bubbles in bubble bath aren't white - they're the colour of the liquid you put in. The white is the reflection of the lightbulb.

Kotex pads were first used as field dressings in WW1.

A French woman married her boyfriend in 2009 even though he died in 2008.

That first one is boss.
 
In a difficult situation here lads, I pulled this girl at a party a while back and we've just got talking, she's proper tidy but dead weird. What shall I do?

RUN. GET AWAY.

My missus is weird, gets right on my tits. Wish I could go back in time and gesticulate to myself and just get a normal bird.
 

RUN. GET AWAY.

My missus is weird, gets right on my tits. Wish I could go back in time and gesticulate to myself and just get a normal bird.

Hahaha.

Arr ay! Don't even know what I'm doing. The only thing is she is proper, proper tidy.
 


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