The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Was working with my top off today and I've definitely burned the whole of my back.

I've also got some ridiculous tan lines on my wrists from wearing gloves and I've got milk bottle white hands. SuPeR!
 
Was working with my top off today and I've definitely burned the whole of my back.

I've also got some ridiculous tan lines on my wrists from wearing gloves and I've got milk bottle white hands. SuPeR!

I feel your pain mate. Played footy all day on Saturday and my neck was red as the devils d!ck. Cold showers and moisturizer is the key!!
 
I feel your pain mate. Played footy all day on Saturday and my neck was red as the devils d!ck. Cold showers and moisturizer is the key!!

Haha, I'll use that.

I always end up with this daft t-shirt tan so I thought [Poor language removed] it I'll have an even on for once.
 
Groucho's Fact Hunt;

Adolf Hitler's bog is in a mechanic's in New Jersey.

Michael Caine never watched Jaws 4, despite starting in it; “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it’s terrific”.

In the Second World War, the USA attempted to manufacture bombs out of bats. I'm still laughing at the Michael Caine quote above.
 
Groucho's Fact Hunt;

Adolf Hitler's bog is in a mechanic's in New Jersey.

Michael Caine never watched Jaws 4, despite starting in it; “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it’s terrific”.

In the Second World War, the USA attempted to manufacture bombs out of bats. I'm still laughing at the Michael Caine quote above.

Brilliant. The Michael Caine one is great!
 
Picking up on the original concepts from way back when here is Degs TFTN!

If the world started to spin just a little faster the gravitational pull would increase, the moon would be closer and Goat would no longer be able to stand up.
 
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