To do.
Collapse on Jock with him in me.
To do list
Have a Morrisons breakfast
Drive 500 odd miles back up to Elgin.
Collapse on sofa with beer
Christ, that's a horrible drive. May I suggest an accessory that will make your journey more comfortable and will improve blood circulation?
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I'm not an Indian taxi driver
Just said goodbye to my best mate at uni who lives in Guilford.
Tears making an appearance, which sucks arse.
I'm no good with goodbyes mate.
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