Azzurri
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Hard line.
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Hard line.
Azzurri
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Azz Good Az It Gets: Long Story Version
When me and my girlfriend got in from going to see Star Trek yesterday (so so so boss), we were informed by our sources (#ITK) that the wood pigeon sitting on our window sill outside had been there for ages and looked sick.
After trying to feed it and give it water, which it refused, we swerved it and had an Indian takeaway while the match was on which was also boss.
Both fell asleep and woke up at about 12(at night) when everyone's in bed - go outside and the bird's still there. Looked on the Internet and from the info on there we get two old footy socks, fill them with rice and tie them before putting them in the microwave for a minute each and making a little nest around it to warm it up. The little [Poor language removed] pecked me as I did this, ungrateful thing. We then figured out its insides were warmed up and ready to digest so mixed a tiny bit of sugar and salt in some water and gave it a drink, then gave it some crushed up rich tea.
Woke up in the morning at about 11 and it's gone - mum said she saw it fly away looking sound as she went to work. So all in all we (I) nursed a pigeon back to health which was dead nice.
Then my cat scranned a magpie which was both impressive and funny. Circle of life and that.
When me and my girlfriend got in from going to see Star Trek yesterday (so so so boss), we were informed by our sources (#ITK) that the wood pigeon sitting on our window sill outside had been there for ages and looked sick.
After trying to feed it and give it water, which it refused, we swerved it and had an Indian takeaway while the match was on which was also boss.
Both fell asleep and woke up at about 12(at night) when everyone's in bed - go outside and the bird's still there. Looked on the Internet and from the info on there we get two old footy socks, fill them with rice and tie them before putting them in the microwave for a minute each and making a little nest around it to warm it up. The little [Poor language removed] pecked me as I did this, ungrateful thing. We then figured out its insides were warmed up and ready to digest so mixed a tiny bit of sugar and salt in some water and gave it a drink, then gave it some crushed up rich tea.
Woke up in the morning at about 11 and it's gone - mum said she saw it fly away looking sound as she went to work. So all in all we (I) nursed a pigeon back to health which was dead nice.
Then my cat scranned a magpie which was both impressive and funny. Circle of life and that.
carlos21
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that is strange mate.
noharmdone
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Is right lid. Tell us about your night.
Millea
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Went my mates around 8, started drinking at half past. Drank about half a crate if Bud far too fast, slowed down, had a few more, got nicely bevvied then had a shot of vodka which threw me for some reason so I threw up a tad, slowed down again and started drinkin water and played DJ and walked home with a massive set of speakers. Decent night but wounded I couldn't pull..
A solid performance none the less. Pulling is for weekends, anything won during the week is a bonus mate.
Millea
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It was only a small gathering, only 3 girls and 1 was single and I've been majorly friend zoned by her so I was out of luck really.
Get out of your head the boyfriend thing. Unless it's one of your mates seeing her.
Girls at that age will neck absolutely anything if you play the right cards and keep in tandem with their drinking.
Remember, cool like the Fonz.
Millea
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She regards me as a brother type though, I mean I do sometimes try it on, why wouldn't I? But like I know it'll just come to her saying 'Awh, you're just so good to me, like a brother' it's been like that for two years. Anyways, I'm sort of seeing someone anyway so either way it's a win.
There's only two ways to deal with that. Firstly, start flirting with her best mate. Secondly, play cold with her for a bit.
A combination of the two will see that particular door unlocked in the near future. Trust me lid.
Millea
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Her best mate is taken by my best friend and I've tried the second, she even said to me at a party the other week she thought we were drifting apart.
Either way if I did pull her I'd be sorted with her an if not, like now I've got that girl I'm on ATM, win win. Anyway, I know she's into someone else so I don't know why I try, probably because we're both drunk.
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