Dell Boy
Player Valuation: £35m
15 mate.
anything older and you're a nonce.
Uh oh
15 mate.
anything older and you're a nonce.
15 mate.
anything older and you're a nonce.
Erm tommye.
You've seen my mop, it needs help......
Hey Dex why don't you take off your kecks and we might have sex.
Hey Dex why don't you take off your kecks and we might have sex.
15 mate.
anything older and you're a nonce.
Hey Dex why don't you take off your kecks and we might have sex.
Okay, as long as you unlock my chastity mistress.
Bit of male grooming though.
Just a bit of gel/wax in a spikey mix
Agreed on hairspray like

spits on palm and offers*
No lube this time. I want to feel you..
yer mar said to make sure you put a Johnny on. She said that Chico, being a man of travel, would probably be dosed up.
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