FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Quite like the Diamonds one FTY mate.
Probably the Diamond one mate
The diamond one it is then.
Quite like the Diamonds one FTY mate.
Probably the Diamond one mate
Lads I'm debating which t-shirt to order, which do you reckon:
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My only advice to you is that these are all massively crap and will result in a sexual activity level akin to a college student & radio presenter from Wales.
Now scouse up and go and get a plain black Hugo Boss top.
Keep it scouse, FTM.
I'm not scouse though, and it won't because I've already had sex 3 times more than BML, (no offence mate, 2 of them were nothing to be proud of).
If I get laid tonight there's a good chance that I'll become Yewtree, because some girls in my year are 15, which is weird to think.
Party on, night lads!
I can see this going well..
... i can't.
anyway, think i got my contract length at work doubled today, only been there 7 weeks ffs = boss
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