The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Scored 5 goals playing football earlier.


Messing, I went off injured after 10 minutes again having touched the ball about 3 times.




*shoots self
 
To be honest I probably do, normally I'm awful at football, decent today for once!



I'll teach you sometime

What's that thing people do when they touch the ball dead soft when it comes to them? I just kick it back in the direction it came from as hard as possible. Is this wrong?
 
What's that thing people do when they touch the ball dead soft when it comes to them? I just kick it back in the direction it came from as hard as possible. Is this wrong?

What you have to do mate is backflip before the ball comes to you

I was having a stalk of your 2s Twitter pages yesterday, and BML I was expecting you to be way fatter and Ijjy I was expecting you to look like Sly Stallone.

FATTER?! WHAT?!
 
BML's unemptied balls ensure this



Refused to watch this on the basis I have had quite a nice day and thsi will make me fume so much my nice mood will be ruined
I'm actually a bit fumey watching it.. Your right !
21 years old with 5 children...
Wow.
 
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