Scored 5 goals playing football earlier.
Messing, I went off injured after 10 minutes again having touched the ball about 3 times.
*shoots self
One day you'll be as good as me mate x
I bet BML runs funny.
A bit like Jelavic.
I can only hope.
One day you'll be as good as me mate x
I bet BML runs funny.
A bit like Jelavic.
To be honest I probably do, normally I'm awful at football, decent today for once!
I'll teach you sometime
What's that thing people do when they touch the ball dead soft when it comes to them? I just kick it back in the direction it came from as hard as possible. Is this wrong?
I was having a stalk of your 2s Twitter pages yesterday, and BML I was expecting you to be way fatter and Ijjy I was expecting you to look like Sly Stallone.
What you have to do mate is backflip before the ball comes to you
FATTER?! WHAT?!
What you have to do mate is backflip before the ball comes to you
I bet BML runs funny.
A bit like Jelavic.
Anyone else watching "Skint" ?
Your username.
Ahhhhhh, I see.
That's what Ashley Young does, isn't it?
I'm actually a bit fumey watching it.. Your right !BML's unemptied balls ensure this
Refused to watch this on the basis I have had quite a nice day and thsi will make me fume so much my nice mood will be ruined
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