Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Last night was the last time I'll ever be in Uclans student union so I was just a Cock. No pics sorry, but she was a right scrumpet.
Is bettering right.
I hope you F'd her L good and proper.
Last night was the last time I'll ever be in Uclans student union so I was just a Cock. No pics sorry, but she was a right scrumpet.
Is bettering right.
I hope you F'd her L good and proper.
Last night was the last time I'll ever be in Uclans student union so I was just a Cock. No pics sorry, but she was a right scrumpet.
On a rating of one to ten how much filth was she Dex?
YES BIEBS
Bitches love beards.
Not really filthy but a solid 8.
It came back just in time. Beards save lives.
(and nights out)
This is still good news
Sadly it's a crushing hangover today.
Sadly it's a crushing hangover today.
Correctamundo
Slotting like a swordsman. I'm so proud of you.
One day we will do class A's and talk of our nights like this.
With the Mario Gomez song on in the background.
It was all worth it I'm sure
When is your next night out mate? Did you go out in Liverpool on Friday?
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