The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[RFUS]

Can I be the Psyduck to your Misty

Psy-ay-AYE mate.

I have no idea what's happening.

But I'm aroused.

That's the hallmark of good Japanese tentacle porn.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Hi Rufio x

 

[The T-Dex]

So roofie, with this lady, did you use your Charmander pants came off

 

[RFUS]

Hi Rufio x

Hey Frank lid. Good to see you back on here.

So roofie, with this lady, did you use your Charmander pants came off

Of course, and soon after I Squirtled inside her Cloyster and all was well in the world.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Hey Frank lid. Good to see you back on here.

Cheers mate. I asked about you and they said you had got a girlfriend and a life but I had faith in you.

 

[RFUS]

Cheers mate. I asked about you and they said you had got a girlfriend and a life but I had faith in you.

No woman can ever give you what anonymous men over the internet can. I know that now.

 

[Frank Drebin]

No woman can ever give you what anonymous men over the internet can. I know that now.

Anonymous?

Isn't that your real name?

 

[RFUS]

Anonymous?

Isn't that your real name?

No, you're thinking of AnalMousse -- my underground Belgian gay porn star alter ego.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Welcome to Paul Ince lad.

Oh, and a pensioner riddled Tesco.

Haha, too right! Nissan Micra and Honda Jazz drivers everywhere ffs!


In other news: IN DER RAVE AVIN A RAVE NONE STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP.

 

[Frank Drebin]

No, you're thinking of AnalMousse -- my underground Belgian gay porn star alter ego.

Another famous Belge. There so hot right now.

 

[The T-Dex]

Just made some delightful cheese on toast.

 

[bluejock]

good news lads

I'm utterly hammered

 

[Frank Drebin]

good news lads

I'm utterly hammered

*windmills

 

[bluejock]

*windmills

*ubzips

 

[Frank Drebin]

*ubzips

You are drunk. Stripper velcro trousers are handy at times like these.