Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Out in Heswall tonight , AKA knob head central on a Friday night.
The janitor's mop would be working overtime.
Mines is getting clippered back to stubble length tonight. Got a churchy thing tomorrow and apparently I look like "a f*cking tramp" just now.
Lads, change of plan, still going up to Liverpool.
Dex, let's get amongst it one night
Imagine the stank.
I had to do the same, I get one little spot that grows more than anywhere else. Had to go sadly.
A good beard is always well maintained mate, remember that. Look after it and it will deliver foof.
#BitchesLoveBeards
A good beard is always well maintained mate, remember that. Look after it and it will deliver foof.
#BitchesLoveBeards
I have a photo of me during a hangover that may make you think otherwise.

Lads. Film test:
Today I bought 3 movies on Blu Ray (for £13! Was chuffed with that).
But can you guess the films.
Here is the first clues:
2 80's movies. 1 more modern.
Guess away.
More clues will follow if needed.
Lads. Film test:
Today I bought 3 movies on Blu Ray (for £13! Was chuffed with that).
But can you guess the films.
Here is the first clues:
2 80's movies. 1 more modern.
Guess away.
More clues will follow if needed.
Out in Heswall tonight , AKA knob head central on a Friday night.
Top Gun
Predator
Step Brothers
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