StracsEyebrows
Player Valuation: £8m
SHE MISTOOK ME FOR A HORSE MATE
Thought you looked familiar.
SHE MISTOOK ME FOR A HORSE MATE
CHANG MATE
CHANG'S NOT THAT BAD MATE, BEER OF CHOICE WHEN IN THAILAND, WOULDN'T TOUCH IT OTHERWISE CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE PISS.
BUNGLE SELLS HORSEMEAT TO KIDS
ITS TERRIBLE AT GOODISON
LIKE FLAT ROSÉ AND APPLE JUICE
WITH A SORT OF HAND CREAM TASTE
WARM
GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO![]()
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