The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Bigmaclad]

Lads, my ex has a new boyfriend, so everything she said to me was defo BS



He's much uglier than I am too so not even arsed

 

[The T-Dex]

I challenge you to a beard off, Adam.

At the west ham game. Loser buys a round.

I've seen your beard, I already admit defeat.

Won't be at the game anyway, got an exam sadly.

 

[The T-Dex]

Lads, my ex has a new boyfriend, so everything she said to me was defo BS



He's much uglier than I am too so not even arsed

She sounds like a stupid bint and that you deffo dodged a bullet.

Or he has a massive cock.

 

[Allezfan]

Won't be at the game anyway, got an exam sadly.

Boo, hiss!

 

[Allezfan]

Or he has a massive cock.

This, probably.

 

[The T-Dex]

Boo, hiss!

We can do it by pictures, just find mine from earlier today of me looking rough as toast.

 

[Warwick Hunt]

Lads, my ex has a new boyfriend, so everything she said to me was defo BS



He's much uglier than I am too so not even arsed

is it Jermaine?

 

[Bigmaclad]

She sounds like a stupid bint and that you deffo dodged a bullet.

Or he has a massive cock.

Defo dodged a bullet for sure

 

[Bigmaclad]

is it Jermaine?

Nah it isn't

 

[The T-Dex]

Good lad, pleased for you mate, you didn't fall to the first foof.

 

[Allezfan]

Do we know what team this horse cocked stud who's banging your girl supports, mac?

 

[bluejock]

What did she say to you that you now think is bullsh*t?

Did you save any pictures of here from when you were together?

Does she smell nice?

What is your favourite jam?

 

[Bigmaclad]

Do we know what team this horse cocked stud who's banging your girl supports, mac?

I don't even think he supports football

He looks like a bellend tbh

 

[Allezfan]

I don't even think he supports football

She's a fool.

 

[Bigmaclad]

What did she say to you that you now think is bullsh*t?

Did you save any pictures of here from when you were together?

Does she smell nice?

What is your favourite jam?

1. The whole "not ready for a relationship" nonsense, and saying she wouldn't get in another relationahip for a while, it's been a couple of months
2. There are a couple on fb but I deleted the ones on my phone
3. She did smell nice
4. Jam is decent, prefer honey