StracsEyebrows
Player Valuation: £8m
No problem, thank porn.
You're into some weird sh*t Dex.
No problem, thank porn.
You're into some weird sh*t Dex.
They all want to auto felacio themselves, are you surprised?
I used to be able to do that. I didn't, but I could have.
Sure you didn't.
You're no Ron Jeremy lad.
*starts thread called 'Am I Ron Jeremy?*
GV can we have a palomino tomorrow please? You da mane man!
Just tried some toffee vodka. I swear I could feel my teeth disolving
From what I can work out CJ it is a mixture of cheap rotgut vodka with sugar, syrup and battery acid.
You've sold it well there, I'll take a crate of it
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