The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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I have. Gotta love that. I honestly just like the words. Women are funny.

They are funny. But most of the time not on purpose.

Mrs Ijjy is well funny. Because she's badly dim.

Not that she's not intelligent. She's got a better degree than me go example.

But like common sense. Like space. She doesn't beleive space is real. She says it's 'too convenient'.

FFS.
 
They are funny. But most of the time not on purpose.

Mrs Ijjy is well funny. Because she's badly dim.

Not that she's not intelligent. She's got a better degree than me go example.

But like common sense. Like space. She doesn't beleive space is real. She says it's 'too convenient'.

FFS.

Hold the bus....

She doesn't believe in space? Space? SPACE?

Oh Lordy.
 
They are funny. But most of the time not on purpose.

Mrs Ijjy is well funny. Because she's badly dim.

Not that she's not intelligent. She's got a better degree than me go example.

But like common sense. Like space. She doesn't beleive space is real. She says it's 'too convenient'.

FFS.

I love that shizz. Just makes them funnier to me.

Too convenient, class.

I told my ex white bread was made from chicken feathers. She may still believe that to be true.
 
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"I hate goalkeepers. What's the point of them? They just roll around."

"But they keep the ball out the net. Without them there'd just be 50 goals a game."

"Well I think they're stupid. SEE, WHY'S HE JUST FELL OVER THEN?"

"Because he's diving to get the ball."

"Well why can't he run across and get it? All a bit silly if you ask me."


My girlfriend is also a slightly dim, although she did raise a good point about Ali Al Habsi and his 827269 camera saves per game.
 
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