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[Frank Drebin]

Exactly, look at the guy who had to cut his own arm off up a mountain, he still managed to masturbate up there as well.

Just masturbate and chew your finger off, then dip what's left of your finger in hot tar to seal it.

Was that what the 127 Hours film was based on?

Powerful, powerful film. Never seen it.

They should have mentioned amputee masturbation on the posters and I'd have been front row centre.

 

[bluejock]

Sounds like finger AIDS to me. Chances are, you'll lose the finger.

Or it'll turn into full blown monkey bum AIDS and you'll be dead within a week.

pray4ijjy

 

[Bungle]

Was that what the 127 Hours film was based on?

Powerful, powerful film. Never seen it.

They should have mentioned amputee masturbation on the posters and I'd have been front row centre.

That's the one, not seen it myself but it sounds compelling. I wonder if he masturbated with the good arm or hacked his arm off and then masturbated with the stump to heighten the pleasure? Something to ponder.

 

[ijjysmith]

This is all helping I have to admit.

 

[Frank Drebin]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/4893362/meet-man-who-ate-his-own-finger.html

It's probably your best option at this point.

 

[Groucho]

Playpenz cannot be his real name - he kept the bones too?

 

[peteblue]

Bungle and Frank are the last two people I want to be in this thread right now.

Yeah, bugger off, we found him first...

 

[peteblue]

That's the one, not seen it myself but it sounds compelling. I wonder if he masturbated with the good arm or hacked his arm off and then masturbated with the stump to heighten the pleasure? Something to ponder.

thats just sick.......







The stump...

 

[ijjysmith]

Playpenz cannot be his real name - he kept the bones too?

Hi Groucho. You're sensible.

Any advice?

 

[steken1]

Speaking of amputee's I blagged a bird in town years ago and she was out with her miserable looking sister. I blagged my mate to take one for the team and he weren't happy.

When we got in the Taxi they sat with their backs to the driver and we sat on the back seat. At the exact same time we both noticed his one only had half an arm.

I had to pork a lot of big women to make up for that!

 

[peteblue]

Have you tried sleeping near a tree. A passing squirrel will gnaw it off and store it safely for you.....I lost a ball that way...

 

[Groucho]

Hi Groucho. You're sensible.

Any advice?

For your finger?

Keep pressure applied, but not so much that the circulation is cut off and you lose feeling. Keep the wound clean and dry. How heavy is the blood flow?

 

[peteblue]

Speaking of amputee's I blagged a bird in town years ago and she was out with her miserable looking sister. I blagged my mate to take one for the team and he weren't happy.

When we got in the Taxi they sat with their backs to the driver and we sat on the back seat. At the exact same time we both noticed his one only had half an arm.

I had to pork a lot of big women to make up for that!

at least you know why the sister looked miserable....

 

[peteblue]

For your finger?

Keep pressure applied, but not so much that the circulation is cut off and you lose feeling. Keep the wound clean and dry. How heavy is the blood flow?

I'm not sure he has the kit to weigh it......

 

[steken1]

at least you know why the sister looked miserable....

Yeah. Sad, Sad day when the fist pump isn't even an option!