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[Bungle]

Mrs Ijjy has wrapped it up

Jesus I saw how deep it was.

It was the deepest gash I've ever seen.









*waits for Bungle or Frank

Are you sure you've not just got your first period?

 

[Del]

Rub saw dust in it ffs

 

[ijjysmith]

This is not good.

Still bleeding quite a lot.

 

[Bigmaclad]

RIP Ijjy

 

[Allezfan]

This is not good.

Still bleeding quite a lot.

FFS, man. Get off the computer and do something about it, you idiot.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I hope you're drinking the blood and not letting it go to waste mate.

 

[ijjysmith]

RIP Ijjy

#pray4me

FFS, man. Get off the computer and do something about it, you idiot.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

I hope you're drinking the blood and not letting it go to waste mate.

That's bloody weird

 

[Frank Drebin]

Why did you circumcise your finger mate?

Is this something we should all do?


#cutforijjy

 

[Allezfan]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Ask a medical professional for advice, then.

 

[ijjysmith]

Why did you circumcise your finger mate?

Is this something we should all do?


#cutforijjy

Haha. God I missed you mate.

It actually happened as I was washing up and a bowl basically broke as I was wiping it up and sliced my bloody finger. Actually it sliced a lump out of it.

 

[ijjysmith]

Ask a medical professional for advice, then.

You're right.


ALIO, Dr, what should I do?!

 

[Groucho]

Ask a medical professional for advice, then.

Look, we tried;

Sawdust
Cheese
Owls
A balaclava
A stick of glue
Some chickens

Frankly, if they don't work it's an amputation as far as I'm concerned

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Someone say " Deep Gash"?

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha you were doing the washing up, fuc*ing hell.

 

[ijjysmith]

Look, we tried;

Sawdust
Cheese
Owls
A balaclava
A stick of glue
Some chickens

Frankly, if they don't work it's an amputation as far as I'm concerned

Just said to mrs Ijjy that this finger doesn't do anything anyway.

Yeah. It's my wedding ring finger.


That didnt go down well.