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Went to see Dark Knight Rises tonight, which was PROPER ACE LARRRR. Saw the bird from work i was talking about here on the other night, who was with her ex-boyfriend (who once pushed her over in a club on a saturday night because she was talking to me).

Women are f***ing dumb sometimes.
 
Brennan91 said:
Went to see Dark Knight Rises tonight, which was PROPER ACE LARRRR. Saw the bird from work i was talking about here on the other night, who was with her ex-boyfriend (who once pushed her over in a club on a saturday night because she was talking to me).

Women are f***ing dumb sometimes.
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smash him ginge!!
Then smash her!!!
 
Just discovered the most terrible news, the original troll, Eduard Khil, died not long ago. Troll In Peace you crazy Russian [Poor language removed]:

[video=youtube;1orMXD_Ijbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs[/video]
 
Elong said:
Just discovered the most terrible news, the original troll, Eduard Khil, died not long ago. Troll In Peace you crazy Russian [Poor language removed]:

[video=youtube;1orMXD_Ijbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs[/video]
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Sad news, that.


In not so sad news - I was out on a few parties this whole night and just got home (6:30 here).
 
Brennan91 said:
Playing the long game is frustrating man....

Wish i could just do a Jdawg and smash random foof all over the place.
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I wish so too tbf, but it's just not possible, I sadly look a bit Blue Square, not Champions League like him...

Not gonna be such a long game though, considering I'd be gone in a month or so, haha.
 
DualityNSNO said:
I wish so too tbf, but it's just not possible, I sadly look a bit Blue Square, not Champions League like him...

Not gonna be such a long game though, considering I'd be gone in a month or so, haha.
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Hah you'll be balls deep in British foof for months mate.
 
Elong said:
Hah you'll be balls deep in British foof for months mate.
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I surely hope so.

I believe girls like me, as I'm funny and stuff, so yeah.

Gutted I couldn't make it to the last party earlier, as there was supposedly a girl from Newcastle there, who was fit (saw picZ). Being the only one who could understand and talk to her freely I'd have been fingering her within 20 minutes or so, like.*


*Jdawg is my teacher, mentor and personal hero so I would've pulled it off. Plus they told me she was a Newcastle fan and I have a Newcastle kit, I would've shown my kit to her, if you know what I mean.
 
DualityNSNO said:
I surely hope so.

I believe girls like me, as I'm funny and stuff, so yeah.

Gutted I couldn't make it to the last party earlier, as there was supposedly a girl from Newcastle there, who was fit (saw picZ). Being the only one who could understand and talk to her freely I'd have been fingering her within 20 minutes or so, like.*


*Jdawg is my teacher, mentor and personal hero so I would've pulled it off. Plus they told me she was a Newcastle fan and I have a Newcastle kit, I would've shown my kit to her, if you know what I mean.
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Haha Newcastle girls are the dirtiest according to Chico (and Geordie Shore), I'm sure you'd have no troubles. They'll hear that Greek accent of yours and swoon (joke FFS!).

When I first moved over here as a teenager, without trying to sound like Zat, I had plenty of options, they loved the English accent, which is lucky as the looks are hardly going to do it. They'd just get me to say anything, like "talk Elong, just say hello even". Looking back I really didn't do as well as I should have, must have been too shy. There were plenty for the fingering :(
 
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