The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

had a good night out last night, three hot women dancing on a pole tapped me on the shoulder and i replied no straight away (being on my best behaviour even with the missus not there) turns out they only wanted me to take a pic, not dance, NEA.

managed to talk myself out of going to a gay bar as well...just. i would have been the only one looking at the gay women i feel

 

[Bungle]

had a good night out last night, three hot women dancing on a pole tapped me on the shoulder and i replied no straight away (being on my best behaviour even with the missus not there) turns out they only wanted me to take a pic, not dance, NEA.

managed to talk myself out of going to a gay bar as well...just. i would have been the only one looking at the gay women i feel

I'm struggling to see why you didn't go?

 

[toffeejack]

I'm struggling to see why you didn't go?

what's the point in going to a strip bar if you have to wank with your own 2 hands. that's what mates are for, it's more pleasurable that way

 

[carlos21]

Interview with the Vampire

Top Gun with Vampires?

afternoon bungle.

 

[Bungle]

afternoon bungle.

Hello mate, you alright? What you been up to today?

 

[carlos21]

Hello mate, you alright? What you been up to today?

cleaning animals **** out.

 

[Bungle]

cleaning animals **** out.

Haha it's all part of the learning curve mate, eventually you'll be the boss and you'll be telling someone to clear the crap up.

 

[carlos21]

Haha it's all part of the learning curve mate, eventually you'll be the boss and you'll be telling someone to clear the crap up.

i know mate,

 

[carlos21]

Haha it's all part of the learning curve mate, eventually you'll be the boss and you'll be telling someone to clear the crap up.

i love cleaning the animals out kid,

 

[carlos21]

what's the point in going to a strip bar if you have to wank with your own 2 hands. that's what mates are for, it's more pleasurable that way

afternoon richard how are you today mate.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt;

Joan Collins' first husband attempted to sell her for £10000 after a few months of marriage.

When developing his new design of vacuum cleaner, James Dyson had many attempts. The one you see in the shops is the 5128th version.

J.K Rowling earns £5 per second.

 

[ijjysmith]

I wanna earn £5 per second.

 

[Groucho]

I've just thought of a great way to make £10000

 

[ijjysmith]

I've just thought of a great way to make £10000

I'm in

 

[toffeejack]

afternoon richard how are you today mate.

tired mate, very tired. managed to whap guitar hero out for the first time in years - i suck at it