Made Harry Redknapp fume tonight by telling him I didn't want my photo taken with him. Ace
But lads FM lads, I took the Birkdale under 12's all the way to the Premier league in 200 seasons, it only took me like 4 years in real life, but lost the first 5 games in my first prem season, the Chairman sacked me FFS. I contemplated suicide for a short while but got back on the horse straight away and signed with the Estonian national side just in time for the World Cup qualifiers, should breeze through to the last 4, but I've been getting dodgy threats from the Estonian Mafia that if I don't make it to the final they'll send a concrete mixer round to my house. i'm honestly a bit worried.
FFS you knobs get a life!!!!
But lads FM lads, I took the Birkdale under 12's all the way to the Premier league in 200 seasons, it only took me like 4 years in real life, but lost the first 5 games in my first prem season, the Chairman sacked me FFS. I contemplated suicide for a short while but got back on the horse straight away and signed with the Estonian national side just in time for the World Cup qualifiers, should breeze through to the last 4, but I've been getting dodgy threats from the Estonian Mafia that if I don't make it to the final they'll send a concrete mixer round to my house. i'm honestly a bit worried.
FFS you knobs get a life!!!!
Nice! Where was this and what happened?
morning ijjy you okay today mate.Well in Llama.
Woolpack mission complete.
You get a life, you've just admitted to playing it for 4 years without toilet breaks.
I hope you had a massive gangbang with them all Brennerz because, otherwise, you've failed us all
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