The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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What did everyone have for their lunch today?

I had some leftover paella from last night and the absolute worst of the worst tuna sandwich I've ever had in my life. I don't even think a quarter of a tin of tuna was used for it.
 
DON'T WORRY MATE I'LL HAVE MY TEA WHEN I GET HOME. SNICKERS IS JUST TO SEE ME THROUGH THIS LIBRARY SESSION.

WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR TEA?

NOT SURE YET MATE. MRS IJJY IS ON DUTY BUT DOING SOME WORK.

SHE'S A BOSS COOK THOUGH SO IM NOT WORRIED. IT WILL BE AWESOME.

YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PROPER TEA. GOTTA KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP IN THIS WEATHER.

FO SHIZZLÉ
 
ham and branson butty.mmmmmmm

Not too keen on branston myself mate!

NOT SURE YET MATE. MRS IJJY IS ON DUTY BUT DOING SOME WORK.

SHE'S A BOSS COOK THOUGH SO IM NOT WORRIED. IT WILL BE AWESOME.

YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PROPER TEA. GOTTA KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP IN THIS WEATHER.

FO SHIZZLÉ

I WILL MATE. HOPEFULLY MUMMY BLF HAS MADE ME AND MY DAD A NICE TEA FOR WHEN I GET IN.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A KEEPER THERE MATE AHAHAHA!
 
My Dad's just thought he was dead funny telling me I lose everything to try and embarrass me in front of my mate.

'We would buy you a phone for your birthday but you lost your last one (I actually broke it), and we were gonna buy you a bike but you'd probably manage to lose something that big too. Is there anything you wouldn't lose? He said.'

Quick as anything I replied 'a homing pigeon.' That shut him up.
 
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