The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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The only 2 cars I have ever been completely comfortable in are a VW Tiguan and a Range Rover Evoque - massive ampunts of legroom and big comfy seats.
 
Wanna know what's weird? My car insurance is up soon and the cheapest renewal I can find is with Swift cover.

CRAZY HUH?!

I've been with them for the last 2 years or so.

Horrible company. You have to print out your own certificate or pay about £30 for them to send it to you, and don't EVER ring them as it costs about £4 a minute. Also my APR for my insurance is 32%, I just can't afford to splash out £1k so I had no choice.

All part of them being 'cheap', apparently.

THANKS MATE. IT'S NOT AS GOOD LOOKING AS MY LAST TWO CARS BUT AT LEAST IM NOT LIKELY TO DIE IN IT HEY?

OH AYE MATE HOW MANY AIRBAGS HAS IT GOT MINE HAS 4 I THINK.

I CRASHED MY FIRST CAR BUT NONE OF THE AIRBAGS WENT OFF HAHAHA.
 
Lads, Mrs Jock wants a 4x4, how do I convince her that Ford Kuga's are crap and we should get a Land Rover Defender?

Buy the Brian May song " Driven by you " let the wife know it was a song for a ford advert.

Then play it on repeat really loud, really really loud.

She will hate Ford after a few hours.
 
I drive a Subaru Outback. Yes I know. It is a lesbian car. But it is bad fast and handles like a Champ.
 
Think it is going to be a movie night tonight, lids. Now, a truly tough decision. What to watch?
 
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