*puts on smock, and un-drops balls again
I never get invited to parties, I'm like some kind of outcast ffs
three discs burnt and awaiting your collection young'un. Most nights after say 7ish are good with me.
*pokes wang through confessional glory hole
* sings.." Remove My Covering, Lord "
Okay sir, tomorrow I will aim for this. Actually, I will do it.
*sprays holy 'water' onto face
Can I have Dex's fume of the night.
Tonight's fume is petrol. Smells boss doesn't it.
Or my actual fume. Humidity, why do we have to pay for ace weather? It's a joke. It makes sleeping so much harder. I don't understand it.
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