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[ijjysmith]

mate, black cats mean bad things and they bring extremely bad luck.
Worried for you

*prays for ijjy

But I have two black cats.

Does that even the bad luck out, or double it?

 

[TheFinnFan]

But I have two black cats.

Does that even the bad luck out, or double it?

No mate, sadly it just means double misfortune.

i suggest you buy a big potato sack-> collect few big rocks-> put the rocks into the sack-> put your black cats into that sack-> tie the sack up with rope-> throw the sack into the Mersey

 

[Kurt.]

No mate, sadly it just means double misfortune.

i suggest you buy a big potato sack-> collect few big rocks-> put the rocks into the sack-> put your black cats into that sack-> tie the sack up with rope-> throw the sack into the Mersey

I like this game

 

[ijjysmith]

No mate, sadly it just means double misfortune.

i suggest you buy a big potato sack-> collect few big rocks-> put the rocks into the sack-> put your black cats into that sack-> tie the sack up with rope-> throw the sack into the Mersey

Do I have to drive to Liverpool for this?!

I live by the sea FFS.

 

[bluejock]

Do I have to drive to Liverpool for this?!

I live by the sea FFS.

Cats can survive in salt water, it needs to be fresh.

 

[bluejock]

By the by, that Emilia lassie off Thrones is the best looking bird from England ever.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Oh Ijjy i forgot, sorry.

Actually sea water is even better, satans spawns dont dig salt.

 

[ijjysmith]

Not sure how I feel about this attack on my loved ones.

 

[ijjysmith]

Still no cups on our work free drinks machine.

IT'S A JOKE REALLY

 

[Allezfan]

Enjoy Game of Thrones. Liam Cunningham is superb.

 

[BlueLlama]

The elctrician has bollexed up some stuff in my new house and set back moving date a week Fuming here.

 

[bluejock]

Enjoy Game of Thrones. Liam Cunningham is superb.

Can't think of anything I've seen him in where he hasn't be quality.

Peter Dinklage is wonderful as well.

 

[ijjysmith]

The elctrician has bollexed up some stuff in my new house and set back moving date a week Fuming here.

Seek a discount, refund, blowey, or compensation at once.

 

[BlueLlama]

Seek a discount, refund, blowey, or compensation at once.

I settled for throwing him out without being fully paid with threats of pretty much everything should he step foot in my post code again

 

[potato]

just passed me driving test, feel like ive run a marathon im knackered.

3rd time though....

first two times i did everything as should be done, early night, plenty of prep etc..

this time decided to stay up till 2.30 am , drink red bull, take 40 paracetamols, look like ive just had a heroin fix and passed

happy days.