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One of my neighbours is having fairly major building work on his house at the moment. He's a tit of the highest order and I've had many run ins with him, I can currently see at least 4 serious breaches of health and safety. I'm really tempted to ring the HSE here.
 
Baines' left foot said:
One of my neighbours is having fairly major building work on his house at the moment. He's a tit of the highest order and I've had many run ins with him, I can currently see at least 4 serious breaches of health and safety. I'm really tempted to ring the HSE here.
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Go take a sh*t in the cement mixer, that way every time you see his extension you'll be safe in the knowledge that it's your sh*t holding it together. Obviously it wont look suspicious with you dangling your arse in the cement mixer, you're up north, that kind of thing is normal.
 
ijjysmith said:
Do it mate. Just do it for the drama.
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I think I will you know. This is just too good to pass up. If you hadn't had moaned and moaned about that patch of grass John, and popped my frigging tyre with your stupid plant pot, it wouldn't have come to this.

Bungle said:
Go take a sh*t in the cement mixer, that way every time you see his extension you'll be safe in the knowledge that it's your sh*t holding it together. Obviously it wont look suspicious with you dangling your arse in the cement mixer, you're up north, that kind of thing is normal.
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Hahahaha, that would be perfect. Unfortunately they're not building today, they're ripping off an old flat roof. No PPE, no edge protection, no scaffold, just a crap ladder to get up and down.

I'm just looking out for the builders to be honest.
 
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BLF, take some video footage on your phone to pass on to be used as evidence. Go outside where they're working and 'get hit' by a piece of flying debris. Nice little earner claim right there. Good luck!! (y)
 
tommye said:
BLF, take some video footage on your phone to pass on to be used as evidence. Go outside where they're working and 'get hit' by a piece of flying debris. Nice little earner claim right there. Good luck!! (y)
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I'd do that but his drive is about 50 metres long, so I couldn't really get away with that. [Poor language removed].

Defo videoing it though.

HURRY UP BUILDERS FINISH YOUR LUNCH FFS!


I'd never lower myself to such tittish behaviour usually but this guy moved in about a year ago and literally within 3 days he was telling me where I could and couldn't park my car, the bulb.
 
Baines' left foot said:
I'd do that but his drive is about 50 metres long, so I couldn't really get away with that. [Poor language removed].

Defo videoing it though.

HURRY UP BUILDERS FINISH YOUR LUNCH FFS!


I'd never lower myself to such tittish behaviour usually but this guy moved in about a year ago and literally within 3 days he was telling me where I could and couldn't park my car, the bulb.
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Mate you can't park your car there sorry
 
ijjysmith said:
BML is like just one massive hormone ready to burst.
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I imagine his first time will resemble this

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