The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[chrissyjack]

Older women are good in two ways. They are experienced in naughty things. And they can also knock up a good dinner/tea/supper

 

[The T-Dex]

They are the type of people you don't want to walk of shame from.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Tell her to call me sometime

ffs. This isn't going as planned.
Just out of interest, How old's yer mar mate ?

 

[toffeejack]

And when I move down to London in September then this metaphor will have double meaning

haha don't say that to their faces mate. otherwise, like welsh buses you'll be chasing after them whilst they quickly disapear into the distance

 

[toffeejack]

ffs. This isn't going as planned.

pics or GTFO

 

[noharmdone]

Older women are good in two ways. They are experienced in naughty things. And they can also knock up a good dinner/tea/supper

This.. all day long..

 

[Woolly Blue]

Older women are good in two ways. They are experienced in naughty things. And they can also knock up a good dinner/tea/supper

Mine can't. Can't cook for toffee. Totally useless in the kitchen before I met her, and even now, needs instructions writing down if I'm not around.

 

[Bigmaclad]

ffs. This isn't going as planned.
Just out of interest, How old's yer mar mate ?

I can't help if she is swayed by my boyish welsh charm. Hands off my mum you beast

haha don't say that to their faces mate. otherwise, like welsh buses you'll be chasing after them whilst they quickly disapear into the distance

*rethinks chat up lines

 

[noharmdone]

Mine can't. Can't cook for toffee. Totally useless in the kitchen before I met her, and even now, needs instructions writing down if I'm not around.

Must be boss at the Naughty stuff then ? Fair enough.

 

[Woolly Blue]

pics or GTFO

Those pics are from a long time ago, pre Ms WB.
It was cold too.

 

[chrissyjack]

Must be boss at the Naughty stuff then ? Fair enough.

My ex could do both. Mind you, I was the better cook tbh

 

[Woolly Blue]

Must be boss at the Naughty stuff then ? Fair enough.

Haha
Love the fact that you gave naughty a capital N.
There's more to life than food and sex

*wanders off trying to work out what.

 

[chrissyjack]

Talking about cooking, my daughter called me in work about 10 mths ago asking how to make mashed-potato. As she was making the tea. She was 21 at the time

 

[Bigmaclad]

I can cook a boss pot noodle lads

 

[Woolly Blue]

I can't help if she is swayed by my boyish welsh charm. Hands off my mum you beast

I was ... just ... asking' ... that's all.
She's less than 50 then ? CJ will like that.