The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[tommye]

Ghosts aren't real. But Ghost was a reel good film

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!

 

[Elong]

I don't mind watching them, knowing most of it's a load of old bolloxs. That doesn't mean I don't believe in ghosts, I just reckon there's way too much extra noises added n stuff to get an audience because they can't find any concrete evidence.

 

[bluejock]

Lone Ranger and Tonto, riding through the desert when they stumble across a bar. Unfortunately a sign by the door reads "No Native Americans."

Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Just run round and round the bar til I come out Tonto lid." Tonto, being a bit scared of LR's short temper, starts running lap after lap of the bar.

The Lone Ranger is halfway through his fourth pint when a guy comes in, taps him on the shoulder and says, "You the Lone Ranger pal?" LR says "Aye, that's me, why?"

Guy replies, "You know you've left your Injun running?"

 

[The T-Dex]

What I loved most about that joke is the fact you mixed both Scouse and Scottish into it.

 

[toffeejack]

hey guys just got back from my "heavy metal festival" was ****ing brilliant, as soon as i walked in and there was only 7 people i knew it was gunna be a fun night. basically me and my brother were the only guys who bought tickets, everyone else that was there were just the 10 bands that took part and the staff. was hilliarious, the headline band who are actually really good IMO must have been so depressed as at the end it was just me and my brother watching. luckily the lead singer found it funny and we had a good chat with him, as well as a 7 foot tall american 22 year old who was playing in a scottish band called ZACHARIAH. Was a brilliant night, the lead band (silent descent) made me and my brother feel like royalty with their constant thanks, refering to us as swansea check them out on youtube guys, they have some real boss songs

 

[bluejock]

What I loved most about that joke is the fact you mixed both Scouse and Scottish into it.

Multiculturism at it's best

CHICOS THE LONE RANGER FFS

 

[The T-Dex]

GoT is known as the cultural hot pot of the footballing forums.

Chico is also in Brokeback Mountain. And the porn version Brokeback Mounting.

 

[JamesBT]

hey guys just got back from my "heavy metal festival" was ****ing brilliant, as soon as i walked in and there was only 7 people i knew it was gunna be a fun night. basically me and my brother were the only guys who bought tickets, everyone else that was there were just the 10 bands that took part and the staff. was hilliarious, the headline band who are actually really good IMO must have been so depressed as at the end it was just me and my brother watching. luckily the lead singer found it funny and we had a good chat with him, as well as a 7 foot tall american 22 year old who was playing in a scottish band called ZACHARIAH. Was a brilliant night, the lead band (silent descent) made me and my brother feel like royalty with their constant thanks, refering to us as swansea check them out on youtube guys, they have some real boss songs

ha sounds class mate

 

[The T-Dex]

Too quiet, where is the caps lock hour ffs?

 

[Degs62]

 

[tommye]

going to bed lads. Fecked here. Catch y'all later. Goodnight folks.

 

[The T-Dex]

Night cutie.

 

[Roztitute]

Why the hell am I awake? I see there wasn't a big show tonight lads.

 

[Degs62]

No show, where's the host?

 

[Cena]

Deg's whats the thought of the night lid?