The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Just some lyrics from Plan B's 'Charmaine'. The bold bits are particularly good.
The best of both worlds, caramel complexion
And I swear when she smiled I almost, got an erection
Piercing green eyes, they shine like emeralds
When she, gave me the wink I could only think with my genitals
She tells me her name as soon as I approach her
Its charmaine, charmaine de la rosa
I say, "is that Spanish" she says, "yeah" I say, "kosher"
Whole time im imagining what it would be like to dose her
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**** it, drop dead gorgeous
Her arse is tight and her breasts are bloody enormous!
Hand in hand we walk over to the doorman
Hes got a big shiny head yo he looks like George Foreman
He lets her through and asks me for I.D
Im like "what the hell you talking bout man, im 19!"
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So now its time to hear my predicament, my catch 22
I loved this girl but now I have to cut her loose.
So I was talking to one of my boys the very next day
And I, told him all about me and Charmaine.
He looks at me in a very strange way,
And asks me if de la rosa is her surname
If shes, mixed race and her eyes are green
I say "yeah" he replies, "blud, that girls fourteen.
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Poetic.
 
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