Roztitute
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Lads...? Lads...? It's alright, isn't it? I'm not mental?
Was a bit awkward when I'd finished up and went 'ha, the way the blood has gone on my knob makes it look like flame grilled chicken'. I lol'd, she didn't.
LOL these type of jokes always seem like a good idea at the time. I always say weird **** after sex just to freak her out I find it hilarious.