Last man standing on these isles I think.
Incorrect.
Yeah, surprised at how heavily Khan is favoured.You watching the boxing Azza?
Knew Garcia would win. Why didn't I put a bet on ffs.
FFS I missed a cracker of a show tonight, but I'm all caught up. I love it when Astro gets oiled up and starts posting. God bless the United State Air Force.
Ok so you've all passed out by now, but I had an interesting evening...as you may remember from the beginning of our show, I was lured by the sweet siren call of a young Latina beauty who desired my presence and my kiss at a "Hawaiian Party". So I'm on the way and she sends a note saying "I must warn u...it's all Mexicans". LOL. So I show up and and she meets me outside...and says "so I"m the ugliest girl there...just remember you are with me tonight...you are not allowed to go home with any of the other girls no matter how much they throw themselves at you". I told her I would try and control myself. Before we go inside, we make out a little...just to get the night started right. So we head to the backyard, where I can hear Mexican music blaring at full sound. "FFS the neighbors must hate this bunch", I thought to myself. Needless to say my girl was pulling my leg, as she was head and shoulder the hottest one there.
So there I am, the whitest man in the world, at a party of Mexico's finest. Dead sound people though. Few of them spoke much English, but they couldn't have been nicer and more hospitable. I didn't have to ask for a drink all night. They just showed up and put them in front of me.
Ended the night dancing to the Mexican version of "Hanky Panky". Considering I had planned a quiet night in with you lot, sometimes being spontaneous is a good thing.
No fingering or slotting stories tonight though boys. This was strictly a family affair.
Buenos Noches, Compadres.
incest is bad m'kay. i honestly believe my mum slotted a mexican in her young days and preteneded my dad was the man that provided the semen. She is a very pale white yet i am a very tanned guy, who constantly has a moustache and my nickname is pedro because of my great lookalikeness to the guy off napoleon dynamite. even got it tattooed to my arm, silly thing to do but the sillier the better in my mind.
Just read through last night's show, think it could be up for an Emmy or something! Wtf was astro on?!?
Have to say when I started reading jdawg's story, when he said they were all mexicans I pictured droopy moustaches, ponchos and firing guns in the air. Then when his bird said they were all fitties I imagined some big lesbo latina orgy.
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