The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[noharmdone]

ALANSTUBBS has just joined as well.. He must know stuff too !!

 

[FTY]

Did he wear a Bluetooth ? When no-one else around him does ?

Are you watching what im watching on BBC1?

 

[Groucho]

One of the dates from Queen's last tour with Freddie Mercury on BBC4 now.

He used to live in the Dovedale Towers on Penny Lane, you know. That should have a blue plaque.

 

[FTY]

Dont you just hate it when you have diarrheoa and you think its gone, so you decide to risk it and stand up, you get to the door and youre like 'ooohh no'.

Billie Pipers a MILF.

 

[noharmdone]

Neil Robertson in tonight's snooker.. Has a perm.

 

[icburns]

ALANSTUBBS has just joined as well.. He must know stuff too !!

Who's next, I wonder?

 

[noharmdone]

Neil Robertson in tonight's snooker.. Has a perm.

A perm !

 

[icburns]

Hi lads. Who needs Lewis Holtby, when we've got Groucho's Fact Hunt;

One of the most brilliant facts ever concerns Groucho Marx' 'You Bet Your Life' TV show. A man won $10,000 on it, and when Groucho Marx asked him what he would do with the cash, he said he was going to use it to take some time out and write a novel. The man was William Peter Blatty, and the novel he wrote was The Exorcist.

Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Sl*ghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean McBricker.

A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.

Just confirmed that with Goat's mar.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Evening lads.

 

[Cena]

Lads, going old skool summer 2012 here.


SNOTTING

 

[Groucho]

Lads, going old skool summer 2012 here.


SNOTTING

Owls can snot anything

 

[Cena]

OWLS SNOTTING AND FINGERING LADS.

EVERTON

 

[Groucho]

OWLS SNOTTING AND FINGERING LADS.

EVERTON

FINGERING OWLS, LAD!

 

[Cena]

Lads, swear down, terrified here, imagine if the Norwich Chaos Crew turn up at Goodison...

 

[Groucho]

THAT'S the Chaos Crew?

I'm half of their combined age on my own. Repel them with Clearasil.