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Player Valuation: £60m
It's what I do with *insert someone's name*'s ma.
True dat.
How's things with you mate? Still with your bird?
It's what I do with *insert someone's name*'s ma.
hi somuchfun how are you today kidFarting at work. Hoping the air conditioning will hide them from my colleagues.
hi somuchfun how are you today kid
hahaha fart gas hahaHiya, fine lid, mind the gas.
nothing you like baines free kick last night lad,HHaha!!
Hi Carlos. What's happening bro?
hahahahahaha mate.lifts, a whole new level of smell
As an bit of light relief to the serious buisness of the clubs finances, here's Groucho's Fact Hunt;
The mammal with the longest lifespan in the world is the Bowhead Whale. It can live up to 211 years, with 90 year old females still thought to be fertile.
The Spider 3 Krypton laser has a range of 85 miles, can set fire to paper from across a room, and is capable of pinpointing objects outside Earth's atmosphere.
Looking directly into a Spider 3 Krypton would be 8,000 times brighter than looking directly at the sun. I imagine safety goggles are advised on the pack.
Some oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.
Is right Groucho! Still the best thing these facts
Boss facts Groucho.
Surprise pressie went down well with the girlfriend.
Oh goodie, what was it in the end?
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