somuchfun
Player Valuation: £40m
Have some Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls mate.
I want a Chinese now!
Chinese takeover?
Today I've mostly been
eating.

Have some Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls mate.
I want a Chinese now!
Chinese takeover?
Today I've mostly been
eating.
Done nothing all day today lads, not even arsed.
I'm doing that tomorrow mate.
No doubt Everton will ruin that.
I met that girl today.
It could be on for **** buddies but nothings happened yet.
I've just realised... this is the first time i've posted whilst having a poo.
Idea.
Every time you post whilst doing a poo, youve got to upload a picture of said poo.
Hello lads and ladies.
Back in Elgin now.
Christ I feel terrible. Really, really terrible.
Having a Chinese in a bit.
#pray4me