The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[noharmdone]

Oh man...those staples are scary!

Nah.. you will be fine Helen.. I could go NSFW.. but I wont !!

Its different for you ladies.. Good luck mate.. as I said to you a while ago.. Bio-Oil...

 

[FTY]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

 

[toffeejack]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

haha feedthewank


when did you give birth NHD?

 

[noharmdone]

haha feedthewank


when did you give birth NHD?

Its in the Clique thread Jack !

 

[toffeejack]

Its in the Clique thread Jack !

ah damnit, i knew i'd rue the day i refused to blow job.

hell of a battle wound fair play

 

[JamesBT]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

HAHAHA

 

[JamesBT]

I lose my gold forum supporter tag at 12.00 tonight. It has been a good run boys. I'll be back in the big league soon. Thanks for the memories

 

[Woolly Blue]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

Don't worry mate. She's given your dad a helping hand occasionally.

*chuckles

 

[Brennan]

I lose my gold forum supporter tag at 12.00 tonight. It has been a good run boys. I'll be back in the big league soon. Thanks for the memories

Pretty sure everybody has it forever now.

 

[Phenom]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

HAHAHAHA

 

[Woolly Blue]

Pretty sure everybody has it forever now.

He might need to PM Danny to tell him he's skint at the mo ?

 

[noharmdone]

FFS my mum just caught me having a wank. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

Porn mag.. Babestation or Internet mate ???

 

[HSD]

Never coming back in this thread!

 

[Groucho]

FFS my mum just caught me having a w*nk. Its going to be horrible when i go down later.

You should have used the Billy Connolly "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE" excuse with the spider story.

 

[toffeejack]

with relation to feedthewank's story.

when i was 7 and my brother was five, we walked past a muddy van where someone had written [Poor language removed] on the side with their finger. My brother asked my mum what a [Poor language removed] was and she said it was someone who plays with their willy.

he thought for a few seconds before saying "Mum, Richard (that's me) is a [Poor language removed]"

classic bantz