The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Good, because I need one around my mums room to stop you monsters from getting in

To stop us from getting out more like!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I like that wall.

I also like the house. I'd live there, provided it had a snooker room and a library

For £7m it's yours mate. It's got a 15m swimming pool, a gym, a cinema in the basement, a 4 car garage with servants quarters and touch pads in each room which control lighting, heating, the sound system, security and the gravity levels. It also has a 4 hole golf course.

No snooker room or library though so it's ****.
 
before i met me missus me and my mate had so called "summer of 69"
before that i had ended long relationship and it was on. we were like MILF magnets. now we are like
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Could you build me a house but instead of stairs have a catapult for going up and a slide for going down?

And a swimming pool filled with jelly?

Oooohhh, errrr. (does sucking in noise) I can have a go mate but it's gonna cost ya!

Oh crap I didn't think of that.

Build me a guntower then FFS

That's gonna cost you £64m mate. And then there's the "other operating costs" to deal with....
 
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