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[ijjysmith]

ANOTHER BOSS OWL:

REGI BLINKER FFS

 

[micknick]

THE OWL SONG IS SO GOOD MY WIFE WILL MAKE ME BE DEAD IF I SING IT AGAIN OUT LOUD. I KNOW JOCK HAS THE SAME PROBLEM, ALTHOUGH HE TRAINED HIS KIDS UP TOO. MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

PRETEND IM YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOU ARE TEACHING ME...

GROUCH YOU THE DADDY

 

[JamesBT]

THAT BETTER BE A VW GOLF IJJ

 

[bluejock]

LADS

IM TAKING UP GOLF

THAT'S NOT EVEN A LIE

I AM

GOLF IS ACE LADS

I LOVE GOLF ME.

 

[ijjysmith]

THAT BETTER BE A VW GOLF IJJ

THAT'S FAR TOO MANLY A CAR FOR ME

 

[Groucho]

HEY LADS

OWLS

EVERYONE IS FOND OF OWLS

EXCEPT FOR MICE AND SHREWS. AND SIMON COWELLS

AND YOU KNOW WHY THEY COME FOR YOU

THE OWLS IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM

THE OWLS IN YOUR GRAVY

EVEN IF YOU HIDE AT SEA, THERE'S OWLS IN THE NAVY

SIMON COWELL YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, OWLS WILL GET YOU WHILE YOU SLUMBER,

IN THE NIGHT THEY'LL COME FOR YOU AND TEAR YOUR CRAZY LEGS IN TWO

COS YOU'RE THE KING OF THE BEAVERS, THE KING OF THE BEAVERS, THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

AND YOU CAN'T FOOL OWLS

THE KING OF THE BEAVERS, THE KING OF THE BEAVERS, THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

YOU CAN'T FOOL OWLS

IM NOW GOING TO BE KILLED IN OUR HOUSE

 

[JamesBT]

CARBONE, LEGEND

 

[micknick]

MY NAME IS MICK AND IM GOING HOME, DO DO DO

MY NAME IS MICK AND IM GOING HOME, DO DO DO

MY NAME IS MICK AND IM GOING HOOOOOMMMMMEEEE!!!

 

[micknick]

CARBONE, LEGEND

WAS AT GOODISON WHEN HE MISSED TWO PENS FOR BRADFORD CITY

NOT THAT MUCH OF A LEGEND

 

[micknick]

 

[bluejock]

GOT A CHRISTMAS JUMPER ON LADS

LIKE THIS IT IS

 

[Groucho]

OWLS CLH GFH;

OWLS EYES ARE FIXED IN THEIR SOCKETS

OWLS HAVE SPECIAL FEATHERS, DESIGNED FOR TOTALLY SILENT FLIGHT

THE COLLECTIVE NOUN FOR OWLS IS A PARLIAMENT

OWLS, LADS. IMAGINE HOW BOSS A BELGIAN OWL WOULD BE, STANDING IN SAWDUST

 

[ijjysmith]

MR BEAN AND OWLS LADS

 

[bluejock]

A PARLIAMENT OF OWLS?

BOSSER THAN THE BIG BOSS MAN.

 

[micknick]

OH HI GROUCH WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE WORD