The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

2nd date this Friday.



See ya later lads. x

well in BML, make sure you take it slow and only go as far as maybe a peck on the cheek at best. Don't think about sex until the 7th/8th date - take no notice of all this movie crap where they as soon as they meet - never happens in real life - never


p.s. i've never actually been on a date so take my advice as you will

 

[Bigmaclad]

Cheers lads!


I still don't know how I managed it

 

[Groucho]

First, a couple of motor insurance claim form statements:

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

“A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."

“I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."

And now, Groucho's Fact Hunt;

B&Q was originally called "Block & Quayle" in Southampton, but this was soon shortened.

A law passed in England in 1585 made it illegal for women to “cause a nuisance with abusive or argumentative languageâ€￾.

As a child, Jim Carrey wore tap shoes to bed just in case his parents needed cheering up in the middle of the night.

 

[Roztitute]

Brooklyn we go hard, we go hard

 

[bluejock]

CLH tomorrow lads.

Owls.

 

[Groucho]

CLH tomorrow lads.

Owls.

*Breaks in to song - 'Everyone is fond of owls'

**gets beaten by wife

 

[tommye]

boss stuff again grouch man..!!

In honour of jocks recent return can we have some finger(ing) facts please? Ta la

 

[tommye]

Paddy was telling Mick about taking his first parachute jump, 'when I got to the door I couldn't jump. The 6'7" man mountain black instructor unzipped his fly and drops out 14" and says 'If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby right up your arse!' Mick says, 'Did you jump?' Paddy says, 'A bit, when it first went in.'


 

[Groucho]

boss stuff again grouch man..!!

In honour of jocks recent return can we have some finger(ing) facts please? Ta la

Anything for you, fella;

The man with the largest hand in the world is Lui Hua of China. His left thumb measures 10.2 inches in length and his index finger is almost 12 inches long.

Two persons hold the record of having the most number of fingers in the world they are Pranamya Menaria and Devendra Harne both of India. Menaria and Harne, who were born in 2005 and 1995, respectively, both has 25 in total – 12 fingers and 13 toes.

Structurally, fingernails are modified hairs. Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.

Each person has a unique fingerprint but it is possible that two individuals or twins can have identical fingerprint. The odds are 1 in 100 million.

 

[tommye]

ace G man. I bet Mrs Hua is the envy of all the neighbour's wives!!

 

[Groucho]

ace G man. I bet Mrs Hua is the envy of all the neighbour's wives!!

So I thought too, until I read a bit more - he suffers from a rare condition called “Macrodactylyâ€￾. He was operated on and 11 pounds of flesh and bone were removed.

http://fisherwy.blogspot.co.uk/2007/08/liu-hua-left-hand-world-largest.html

 

[tommye]

jeeeeeezus!! Picking his nose is a no-goer then?

 

[Groucho]

jeeeeeezus!! Picking his nose is a no-goer then?

I take it you had a look then.

What a thumb!

 

[BlueLlama]

*Breaks in to song - 'Everyone is fond of owls'

**gets beaten by wife

Owls, everyone is fond of owls,

Except mice and shrews, and Simon Cowells

And Mrs Groucho

 

[Elong]

Cheers lads!


I still don't know how I managed it

Good man, proud of ya!