Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
BIG NIPPLES OR SMALL NIPPLES?
SO LADS.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
FINGERING OR LICKING?
DRINKS ARE ON ME TONIGHT LADS, A GIRL JUST AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME
HOW THE [Poor language removed] IVE MANAGED IT I HAVE NO IDEA, SHE'S WAY OUTTA MY LEAGUE
DRINKS ARE ON ME TONIGHT LADS, A GIRL JUST AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME
HOW THE [Poor language removed] IVE MANAGED IT I HAVE NO IDEA, SHE'S WAY OUTTA MY LEAGUE
DRINKS ARE ON ME TONIGHT LADS, A GIRL JUST AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME
HOW THE [Poor language removed] IVE MANAGED IT I HAVE NO IDEA, SHE'S WAY OUTTA MY LEAGUE
IS RIGHT.
FIRST CHANCE YOU GET LICK HER ARSE MATE. FIRST IMPRESSIONS COUNT.
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