The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Kurt.]

you need to all be like me ffs... a fat alcoholic cross dresser.. i just wanna eat , drink and be mary !!

 

[Bigmaclad]

you need to all be like me ffs... a fat alcoholic cross dresser.. i just wanna eat , drink and be mary !!

*scribbles down notes

 

[tommye]

this is a valid point. However he lives in south wales. Anybody can get laid in south wales. The foof is as easy as shelling peas ffs. I am inclined to believe he spends too much time chasing geek like pursuits and not enough time chasing minge.

 

[DualityNSNO]

You IZ well gangsta.

Yeah, I meant Bulg FFS

Not even close man, I'm one of them rocker typezz.

 

[tommye]

you need to all be like me ffs... a fat alcoholic cross dresser.. i just wanna eat , drink and be mary !!

hi Mary xxx ASL?

 

[Bigmaclad]

this is a valid point. However he lives in south wales. Anybody can get laid in south wales. The foof is as easy as shelling peas ffs. I am inclined to believe he spends too much time chasing geek like pursuits and not enough time chasing minge.

You are probably right Tommy lad.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Have you seen what Mick has done to my sig?!

This is a dictatorship

 

[chicoazul]

Girls always kiss the cool cats. Want some foof? Be like the Fonz, without the leather jacket like. Don't chase them. Be mates with them and they'll network their grotty mates for you.

As said you are in South Wales so the girls aren't too hard, theyre headers like but the best grot comes from this genre of girl.

In short: FHL.

 

[micknick]

Have you seen what Mick has done to my sig?!

This is a dictatorship

You what pal

 

[Bigmaclad]

You what pal

This isn't fair :'(

 

[tommye]

You are probably right Tommy lad.

refocus mate. Find a young lady with similar interests. Maybe a fellow radio head? This would give you a common ground under which to develop a trusting and meaningful relationship. Maybe find a young damsel with a liking for our glorious club? Introduce her to the lovable chaps on this here forum. Failing this hire a van, purchase a large.threatening knife, throw a blow up mattress in the back and drag oneself a lady in off the street. Good luck squire.

 

[Bigmaclad]

refocus mate. Find a young lady with similar interests. Maybe a fellow radio head? This would give you a common ground under which to develop a trusting and meaningful relationship. Maybe find a young damsel with a liking for our glorious club? Introduce her to the lovable chaps on this here forum. Failing this hire a van, purchase a large.threatening knife, throw a blow up mattress in the back and drag oneself a lady in off the street. Good luck squire.

*Makes shopping list containing 1 van, 1 mattress and a knife

 

[chicoazul]

When you find someone special you need to [Poor language removed] her armpit. This is an old druid procedure and strengthens the bond between wang and foof.

 

[Bigmaclad]

When you find someone special you need to [Poor language removed] her armpit. This is an old druid procedure and strengthens the bond between wang and foof.

Cheers lad, the armpit will be the first target

 

[chicoazul]

God speed brother.