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you need to all be like me ffs... a fat alcoholic cross dresser.. i just wanna eat , drink and be mary !!
 

this is a valid point. However he lives in south wales. Anybody can get laid in south wales. The foof is as easy as shelling peas ffs. I am inclined to believe he spends too much time chasing geek like pursuits and not enough time chasing minge.
 

tommye said:
this is a valid point. However he lives in south wales. Anybody can get laid in south wales. The foof is as easy as shelling peas ffs. I am inclined to believe he spends too much time chasing geek like pursuits and not enough time chasing minge.
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You are probably right Tommy lad.
 
Girls always kiss the cool cats. Want some foof? Be like the Fonz, without the leather jacket like. Don't chase them. Be mates with them and they'll network their grotty mates for you.

As said you are in South Wales so the girls aren't too hard, theyre headers like but the best grot comes from this genre of girl.

In short: FHL.
 

Bigmaclad said:
You are probably right Tommy lad.
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refocus mate. Find a young lady with similar interests. Maybe a fellow radio head? This would give you a common ground under which to develop a trusting and meaningful relationship. Maybe find a young damsel with a liking for our glorious club? Introduce her to the lovable chaps on this here forum. Failing this hire a van, purchase a large.threatening knife, throw a blow up mattress in the back and drag oneself a lady in off the street. Good luck squire.
 
tommye said:
refocus mate. Find a young lady with similar interests. Maybe a fellow radio head? This would give you a common ground under which to develop a trusting and meaningful relationship. Maybe find a young damsel with a liking for our glorious club? Introduce her to the lovable chaps on this here forum. Failing this hire a van, purchase a large.threatening knife, throw a blow up mattress in the back and drag oneself a lady in off the street. Good luck squire.
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*Makes shopping list containing 1 van, 1 mattress and a knife
 

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