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[zombiemedia]

My year 10 classes are doing some pseudocode algorithm practice at the moment... There may be some RS supporting boys in the group...



So far I'm denying an RS connection. Claiming it's just a huge coincidence...

 

[Brisan123]

My year 10 classes are doing some pseudocode algorithm practice at the moment... There may be some RS supporting boys in the group...

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So far I'm denying an RS connection. Claiming it's just a huge coincidence...

How old are year 10 students
Have you asked them to do an Alternative Algorithm just to to be fair

 

[COYBL25]

Eagerly awaits reply from @chrismpw about

 

[chrismpw]

How old are year 10 students
Have you asked them to do an Alternative Algorithm just to to be fair

14-15 year old.

 

[chrismpw]

Eagerly awaits reply from @chrismpw about

Superb. Little nuggets like this, and the reactions from the kids, are what brought me most pleasure in the classroom.

I'd enjoy framing physics questions like:

"Steevie G, cheat if our parish, travels at a constant velocity of 7m/s until he crosses the white line of the penalty area, whereupon a blade of grass causes him to tumble forward. Assuming his centre of gravity is 1.2m from the ground calculate:
A) the time taken to hit the deck, spreadeagled like he's been shot
B) how far forwards he will travel in that time.
Take g as 10m/s/s and ignore any drag from his wrinkled mutant forehead

 

[Yarrgh]

My year 10 classes are doing some pseudocode algorithm practice at the moment... There may be some RS supporting boys in the group...

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So far I'm denying an RS connection. Claiming it's just a huge coincidence...

INT points = 97

IF (points<98)
{
// cout << "You lost the league at Goodison Park"
}
cout << "kopites are gobsh!tes"

 

[zombiemedia]

How old are year 10 students
Have you asked them to do an Alternative Algorithm just to to be fair

They do a different algorithm practice starter most lessons these days. So I originally just wanted to frame an algorithm in a context they'd understand.

 

[Del-boy]

Am to thick too undastand eny of dis.

 

[Seathestars]

Nice easy one for them here although it can be confusing, read on and you’ll see.

Question

If Man City have 98 points and the RS have 97 points, who wins the league?

 

[goodisonopheliac]

If Mohamed Salah dives and there's no-one to hear it, does he make a noise?

 

[Yarrgh]

If Mohamed Salah dives and there's no-one to hear it, does he make a noise?

He'd certainly stick it on instagram though.

 

[hallamblue]

If Mohamed Salah dives and there's no-one to hear it, does he make a noise?

Yes. Probably 'aaarrrggghhh!' to make the "foul" seem more convincing.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Pep has 98 points. Jurgen has 97 points. Which manager has more points?

 

[Yarrgh]

Can anyone translate the word "Schneeflocke" into English? "Flaschenjob"? "Lass es rutschen"?*.
No one? Ok, how about "No Respecto!"?

Yes, little Aldo over there, with your hand up?

"**** off, yer blocked ya virgin!"

*with thanks to google translate

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Or alternatively: 'Es ist mir egal, was die Rotscheiße sagen.'