The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[ToxtethBlue]

 

[Goat]

"Oi Adrian, next time you use my toilet, dont be leaving no powder on my seat"

 

[chicoazul]

That was well bashed to [Poor language removed] Mutu you blert"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Imagine Johnny in Corrie, he would play some sexy new Dutch factory worker.

Liz McDonald would be sniffing, Deidre would bag him first tho, poor Johnny.

Clearly he would be there to model the new line in mens trunks, Carla and Rosie would be fighting to check 'which side' and Shaun would be discussing with Hayley how pretty his lips are.
Kev would take 1 look at him and just top himself there and then, then the garage would be taken over by Tyrone who'd turn it into a club with Terry Duckworth on the door with his mate from Liverpool, Barry Grant.

 

[Neiler]

 

[GrandOldTeam]

*faints*

 

[chicoazul]

spaffs*

spaffs*

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faints*

 

[Andriy.EFC]

******* love him, he's a beast.


And to think it was such a drama when we lost Lescott. Who is Lescott next to Heitinga? All the things Heitinga brings to the team, incomparable.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

We need one of these.

 

[chicoazul]

We need one of these.

Just a big [Poor language removed] off massive one of his forearms working it's way round the Gwladys and the Bullens.

 

[Neiler]

I think there should be a H drawn out on the pitch in petrol before games and when he scores we light it!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

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I heard Johnny can walk on water..

I heard chuck Norris wear johnny h pj's

I heard that God asks Johnny for advice

Some say..... He sleeps on a bed of nails and bathes in iced water... All we know is, heeeeee's JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

Johnny can walk into burger king and ask for a big mac... And get one!

i heard johnny can speak brail

 

[Hayee]

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Tears, esp the last one <updates facebook status>

 

[TX Bill]

I reckson he will transform into a 40 foot blue monster and eat the away fans.

Outstanding.

And of course he'd get a three match suspension for eating the away fans whereas if Michael Carrick or John Obi Mikel ate away fans, they'd just get a slap on the wrist and told "don't do it again."

 

[Grogtank]

Did anyone notice him having a bit of a go at Landon in the USA vs Netherlands friendly? Play was stopped and I remember him giving Landon a bit of a push. Wasn't anything that serious but it stood out to me. I forget what time this happened and I don't have the match recorded. He might not have heard the whistle.

Serious competitor he is. Love it.