The Heatwave

[Armaghtoffee]

Surprisingly difficult to angle a fan so that it’s breeze hits the sweet spot up the leg of your shorts.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I tried but given my voice vaccilates between growls and wheezes it's perhaps not as effective as either of us would hope. If you can imagine Compo coming on to you you're probably not a million miles off.

lol

 

[RomanReigns]

 

[summerisle]

The worst part about this heat is that we have to endure these climate change freaks lecturing us about global warming.

The only freak we have to listen to is you.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Was just let home. Fantastic stuff

Out on licence?

 

[GoldenToffee]

Has that butthole Greta Thunberg been wheeled out onto any of the telly news programmes today? She's usually all over these kind of current affairs topics.

 

[roydo]

Thats the forecast here.

 

[Daytripper]

Surprisingly difficult to angle a fan so that it’s breeze hits the sweet spot up the leg of your shorts.

Get a dog to sneeze up there

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

4 days of very hot weather and the country goes off its head, don’t travel unless absolutely necessary, train travelling at slower speeds in case the tracks buckle, some schools tell kids not to come in, expert advice on how to keep your house cool and to beat it all the internet might not work properly because of the heat, the internet worked ok for in Florida in90 degree heat. Ffs UK get a grip.

 

[leslad]

Thought it would be cooler atop a mountain in Snowdonia.

It wasn't

 

[summerisle]

 

[Jebus_lives]

Has that butthole Greta Thunberg been wheeled out onto any of the telly news programmes today? She's usually all over these kind of current affairs topics.

Oh dear mate, so sorry, but she was due into Brize Norton earlier...you know the rest

 

[COYBL25]

Thought it would be cooler atop a mountain in Snowdonia.

It wasn't

Mad question.

Did you get sausage fingers ?

My fingers always swell up, when I go up anywhere high.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Thought it would be cooler atop a mountain in Snowdonia.

It wasn't

I've never been hotter than walking up Snowdon in 2012. Much hotter than forecast...I burnt my arse sitting down for a food stop.

 

[verreauxi]