BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Is Bungle taking the mick?
11 match reports, none of which would make sense.
beautiful stuff
The entry in his Football Diary for that day would be sublime, tales of snorting coke off other players bollocks in the dressing room and the young boy he posted a picture of himself with on holiday just sat in the corner looking bewildered.
Goat or Megahead in goals. They'd fill the entire frame.
davek has a first touch like ched evans........Also DaveK > Balotelli+Lambert+Sturridge (but he needs to work on his first touch).
I am of course joking lol no offense intendeddavek has a first touch like ched evans........
I'd be the referee. The football version of a mod.
I'd be the referee. The football version of a mod.
God help us when you give someone a yellow and write their name in the book, only to end up writing a 16 paragraph response about why they're being booked.