The GOT problem page

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

I want £1m in unmarked bills and access to yer ma.

The 1 million unmarked bills will be of the y front variety from Primark.

What do you need with my mar? I thought you were inundated with women?

 

[Zatara]

You absolute bellwhiff.

How so mate?

Ahh i see, sorry i think she meant DuLham...

 

[Durham Toffee]

How so mate?

Ahh i see, sorry i think she meant DuLham...

You meany.

Big nasty meany.

 

[BigBlueConk]

and here was I coming to talk about my problems.

but all I see is a thread about a consideration as to knocking one out to Kelly Brook images (from back in her day)

Why even ask? Just do it and deny it for the rest of your life. @Durham Toffee possibly @big bobs beard

 

[big bobs beard]

and here was I coming to talk about my problems.

but all I see is a thread about a consideration as to knocking one out to Kelly Brook images (from back in her day)

Why even ask? Just do it and deny it for the rest of your life. @Durham Toffee possibly @big bobs beard

Come on then mate - give us your problem. As you can see, everyone is supportive and helpful, special mention to @tommye . How can we help? - and don't associate me witH DT's perversions!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Come on then mate - give us your problem. As you can see, everyone is supportive and helpful, special mention to @tommye . How can we help? - and don't associate me witH DT's perversions!

Well, my cousin looks like Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys.
I want to be sick in her house.
I have an extra concern that she might want to check my prostrate.

 

[big bobs beard]

Well, my cousin looks like Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys.
I want to be sick in her house.
I have an extra concern that she might want to check my prostrate.

Well not quite the same as @Durham Toffee 's problem. Avoid at all costs, don't go round? Has she a cat? Invent an allergy!

 

[tommye]

Well, my cousin looks like Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys.
I want to be sick in her house.
I have an extra concern that she might want to check my prostrate.

 

[Seathestars]

Well, my cousin looks like Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys.
I want to be sick in her house.
I have an extra concern that she might want to check my prostrate.

A little white lie, just casually remark that your new local is the Lisbon, should put her off.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Well, my cousin looks like Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys.

That's disturbing.

I want to be sick in her house.

That's even more disturbing

I have an extra concern that she might want to check my prostrate.

Oy gevalt!

 

[BigBlueConk]

A little white lie, just casually remark that your new local is the Lisbon, should put her off.

It might not be a lie....

 

[BigBlueConk]

@big bobs beard

A life long dilemma.

Is a pretty face compensation for lack of boobs or are awesome boobs compensation for a butter face?
I have had gf's who fit into both categories, but I am still undecided.

Does it need a separate thread with a poll?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Well not quite the same as @Durham Toffee 's problem. Avoid at all costs, don't go round? Has she a cat? Invent an allergy!

Jesus Christ.

What have I done...?

 

[COYBL25]

@big bobs beard

A life long dilemma.

Is a pretty face compensation for lack of boobs or are awesome boobs compensation for a butter face?
I have had gf's who fit into both categories, but I am still undecided.

Does it need a separate thread with a poll?

You can always get her a boob job mate, you can't get her a new face ?

 

[big bobs beard]

@big bobs beard

A life long dilemma.

Is a pretty face compensation for lack of boobs or are awesome boobs compensation for a butter face?
I have had gf's who fit into both categories, but I am still undecided.

Does it need a separate thread with a poll?

Personally go with the face. Its what you see the most and tbh I like all boobs, apart from absolutely massive ones belonging to very overweight fat birds. Even the best boobs don't make up for a pretty face. Whereas an ugly face well it is literally staring you in the face morning noon and night.
Think I am getting good at this.