The Funeral of Queen Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (Windsor)

[carlos21]

New national anthem.

Prince Andrew is a nonce*,
Claims he only did it once,
Still makes you a nonce.

He said he cannot sweat,
In Woking pizzas he ate,
But his victims won't forget,

He is a nonce*.

(*Allegedly, never proven although substantial sums were paid)

No fun at all mate.

 

[tommye]

You're joking?

What sort of time is that.

It's one of the ones we have during this thing called morning that some of us partake in.


You enjoy your sleep pal

 

[kev]

It's one of the ones we have during this thing called morning that some of us partake in.


You enjoy your sleep pal

Mourning in the morning?

 

[carlos21]

It's one of the ones we have during this thing called morning that some of us partake in.


You enjoy your sleep pal

I agree with you there pal.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Camping since Friday. Their energy bills will be a bit easier I suppose, unless they've left the lights on.

 

[tommye]

Camping since Friday. Their energy bills will be a bit easier I suppose, unless they've left the lights on.

Who's minding everyone's pets?

Are they all home alone while the doom brigade continue their vigil?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Who's minding everyone's pets?

Are they all home alone while the doom brigade continue their vigil?

nice...

I hear andrew has got the petting sorted, no sweat!

 

[carlos21]

nice...

I hear andrew has got the petting sorted, no sweat!

Looking after the corgis.

 

[tommye]

nice...

I hear andrew has got the petting sorted, no sweat!

He got the corgis...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Looking after the corgis.

one can only wonder...

 

[carlos21]

one can only wonder...

Yes buddy.

 

[Dancing Pat]

Sounds like a good use of the day mate.

No fawning and fake grief in this house Dave.

Sooner we have a rebublic, the better.

 

[wainy]

I'm trying to remember that joke about Prince Andrew's cock.

No-one over 17 will get it.

 

[carlos21]

I'm trying to remember that joke about Prince Andrew's cock.

No-one over 17 will get it.

Keep it to your self and show some respect please.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Keep it to your self

Wasn't that part of the evidence?