Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

MrPerfectNot said:
Yeah, one group of docs who worked in my ASC ran a medical spa in the Bahamas or somewhere like that as a side business. Lots of dubious therapies, miracle cures and healing elixirs which promised to rejuvenate the mind and body - these treatments were "so far ahead of the FDA" that they had to be done off-shore.

The bad ending to this group:
2 of the 3 got popped for drug abuse and writing bad scripts - one of them showed up stoned for surgery one day, so we got to have a fun trip to the lab for blood, urine and hair samples and then his wife picked him up to take him back to rehab - she filed for divorce the next day.

Good times.
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I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop. 😳

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!
 
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MrPerfectNot said:
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I mean....
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😂 😂 😂 😂

That's exactly where I heard it from!
 

Tommy Chong said:
I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop. 😳

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!
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Is that similar to the colonic irrigation that was popular few years back?
 


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