Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[PKwalnuts]

...this thread opening again, can see it only ending in tears, pass the tissues.

 

[PaddyJames]

Golly gosh

 

[PaddyJames]

...this thread opening again, can see it only ending in tears, pass the tissues.

They ran out about 600 pages back

 

[degsy]

Least said, soonest mended...on with the show.

 

[trueblue84]

BTW. What's her name? Asking for a friend.

 

[magicjuan]

BTW. What's her name? Asking for a friend.

Brian

 

[MrPerfectNot]

Brian

Juan, you are magic.

 

[PaddyJames]

 

[dublinbluenose]

Is that BMD in the first one ?

 

[Nymzee]

 

[summerisle]

 

[magicjuan]

Went to a strip show many years back, the stripper finished her act wearing
only a tie, she did things with it, when she finished she gave the tie to the MC
and an auction ensued, the lad that bought it was then jumped on. Never seen anything like it, all trying to get a sniff
BTW the lad that bought it was a r\s, nearly in tears?

Years ago, pre derby, we'd go to Hofenbraus (?) bier kellar for steins, blue bols and strippers.
One game we were there with bobble hats and scarves on, big crowd, stripper comes on and does her turn, swinging her tassles and exotic stuff, anyway, I was down near the front being a spotty desperate nerd and she comes over and takes my scarf from around my neck and proceeds to 'floss' with it between her legs. Obviously a few hundred drunken Evertonians cheered her on so she continues.
After a while the novelty wore off and she brought my scarf back.
As if I'd take it back. It was all crusty and rigid with a slight whiff of warm sushi...
And yes, we got turned over by the r/s

 

[ste d' indica]

Dying to know what LP she's bought.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[BNJ1878]

BTW. What's her name? Asking for a friend.

Victoria My Nguyen. Vietnamese American.

Rather lovely TBH.